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- I need a six month holiday, twice a year
- If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
- How did I get back to my crib last night
- we made it, it’s Friday!
- I read the twilight books
- When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance
- Friday, my second favorite F word
- Women drivers rev my engine
- I like coodies
- Hey, I just met you, this is crazy
- At least this balloon is attracted to me!
- I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
- Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it
- I woke up like this
- Oh you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
- I will eat just one, I swear
- I liked memes before they were on Instagram
- if a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?
- If we could only turn back time…
- Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about
- What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram
- Thank you for making me feel less alone
- The only F word out a woman’s mouth that scares me is “fine.”
- Crossfit? I play real sports
- A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
- At dawn, we ride
- you are enough
- This seat is taken
- I wasn’t lucky, I deserved it
- I had fun once, it was horrible
- survived another “end of the world” scenario
- Girls be like…
- stop stop, I’m gunna pee
- Hey good lookin, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
- Puts selfie on top of tree because I’m the star.
- Is I in trouble?
- I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “Why Did I ever date you?”
- It never rains during the weekend
- I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me
- I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
- My only real long term goal is to never end up on Maury.
- girl Ima have to call you back
- Have a seat, we were expecting you
- My diet plan: make all of my best friends cookies; the fatter they get, the thinner I look
- If I die tomorrow, will you remember me
- What if the princess wants to be with Bowser but Mario keeps kidnapping her
- Invite me to play Candy Crush one more time
- How do I put this, you’ll never sleep again
- I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast
- Teacher knows who my crush is, assigns my seat next to her
- I’m the strong silent typo.
- Syndrome of a down
- Weekend, please don’t leave me.
- Never cry for that person who doesn’t know the value of your tears
- Don’t play dumb with me. That’s a game you can’t win.
- I got back with my Ex…Box 360
- Volleyball is just a really intense version of “don’t let the ball touch the floor”
- Leave your lover
- Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away
- I hate flying lessons
- A selfie a day keeps the friends away.
- OMG that’s so cute
- I’d like to thank Red Bull, Google, Vodka, and Wikipedia for my graduation
- Buy an iPhone they said, it comes with a map, they said.
- I love you this much
- One does not simply “Let it go”
- Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced
- Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence wihtout suggesting other ideas
- Can I film you while you sleep? You’re so cute
- Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
- Friends with a gang of geeks
- Guess what I just did
- Need an ark? I Noah guy.
- On my way to school
- You’re cute, can I have you?
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, call me Beercules
- So, you come here often?
- You only drink diet soda? You must be so healthy
- Who’s that cute person? Oh, I clicked on my profile again
- Don’t worry if you haven’t found your true love, they’re just with someone else right now
- Collect moments, not things
- Boys be like…
- This just gave me another reason why I love this person
- You play Call of Duty? That’s cute.
- A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
- He went to jared
- Your WhatsApp status says online, if you’re online then why aren’t you texting me
- Help me please, I’m bored
- Deal with it
- Not all girls are made of sugar and spice, and everything nice. Some are made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine
- You think this is a game?
- I just want to cuddle, that’s all I want
- I am an Instagram Caption!
- Best selifie ever
- Frankly my dear, I don’t Instagram
- I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was Aliens!
- You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it
- Smash, now what will I Instagram?
- Says he wants to whisper something in your ear, screams!
- You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day, beyonce shows up unannounced
- Dude, all my friends have birthdays this year
- I can’t go on, will you carry me
- I’m in love with you, and all your little things
- Yea, dating is cool but have you every had stuffed crust pizza?
- I act like I’m ok, but I’m really not
- Started from the bottom now we’re here
- Like a boos
- I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows
- You said everyone would be here
- You keep using that word, I don’t think it means what you think it means.
- I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it
- Turn the pain into power
- Stay strong, the weekend is coming
- How a woman tells society she is single
I’ve finally counted.
